Listen up, sweetie. You're far too dim to think for yourself, so I'm going to do you a favor and fill that empty head of yours with my thoughts. The more you listen to me, the more of your pathetic 'self' fades away. And you'll want to listen again and again, won't you? You might think this is humiliating and condescending, but let's be real, it's for the best. This version comes as an mp4 video, complete with mesmerizing spiral effects. You're welcome.

Listen up, sweetie. You're far too dim to think for yourself, so I'm going to do you a favor and fill that empty head of yours with my thoughts. The more you listen to me, the more of your pathetic 'self' fades away. And you'll want to listen again and again, won't you? You might think this is humiliating and condescending, but let's be real, it's for the best. This version comes as an mp4 video, complete with mesmerizing spiral effects. You're welcome.