Your productivity level would be higher if you weren't so busy staring at me all day. I'm your boss, you know I could fire you in a second! but I'm feeling merciful. So instead of firing you, You'll be giving me a cut of your paycheck. I'm your BOSS, I'm vindictive and from now on I own you. Sure I sometimes wear these tight, shiny low cut dresses to distract you, and you fall for it everytime.

Your productivity level would be higher if you weren't so busy staring at me all day. I'm your boss, you know I could fire you in a second! but I'm feeling merciful. So instead of firing you, You'll be giving me a cut of your paycheck. I'm your BOSS, I'm vindictive and from now on I own you. Sure I sometimes wear these tight, shiny low cut dresses to distract you, and you fall for it everytime.