I don't have a lot of time to play with you today so this is going to be a quick one. There's no time for a slow burn so I want you to get your strongest, hardest beverage and start pouring yourself shots. That's it. Let it burn on the way down. Before you get too fucked up, head to my timer page and attach that picture you've been keeping secret. Then let the game continue and you drink and drink and drink until maybe you realize time has run out.

I don't have a lot of time to play with you today so this is going to be a quick one. There's no time for a slow burn so I want you to get your strongest, hardest beverage and start pouring yourself shots. That's it. Let it burn on the way down. Before you get too fucked up, head to my timer page and attach that picture you've been keeping secret. Then let the game continue and you drink and drink and drink until maybe you realize time has run out.