Let's go through a hypothetical cock rating with me. I love telling you exactly why your dick doesn't measure up. I'm a size queen but my pickiness doesn't end there. Colour, shape, angle, pubes, background. I will critique every last bit of your dick pic until you're left shameful and doubting everything you once knew. In the end though, it doesn't matter how nicely shaped or evenly coloured your dick is if it's too small. And I know yours is small. How? Men with big dicks aren't asking me if theirs is enough. They just know it innately. You'll never get any cock praise from me.

Let's go through a hypothetical cock rating with me. I love telling you exactly why your dick doesn't measure up. I'm a size queen but my pickiness doesn't end there. Colour, shape, angle, pubes, background. I will critique every last bit of your dick pic until you're left shameful and doubting everything you once knew. In the end though, it doesn't matter how nicely shaped or evenly coloured your dick is if it's too small. And I know yours is small. How? Men with big dicks aren't asking me if theirs is enough. They just know it innately. You'll never get any cock praise from me.