Nobody likes a little dick, least of all me. That can't be news to you, can it? Well, I'm here to set things out straight. Size queens aren't happy with "statistically average" dicks either. So if you're under seven inches, this clip is for you. Watch along and find out just what I think of your size and how much you owe for being a tiny dick loser. The smaller the dick, the higher the tax. Consider every inch a "tax credit" that gets you off the hook a bit more. How many times is your small dick tax due? You'll have to watch to find out.

Nobody likes a little dick, least of all me. That can't be news to you, can it? Well, I'm here to set things out straight. Size queens aren't happy with "statistically average" dicks either. So if you're under seven inches, this clip is for you. Watch along and find out just what I think of your size and how much you owe for being a tiny dick loser. The smaller the dick, the higher the tax. Consider every inch a "tax credit" that gets you off the hook a bit more. How many times is your small dick tax due? You'll have to watch to find out.