These shoes are already my favorites of the summer! I've been wearing them non-stop ever since I got them. The problem is the crisp white bottom that I used to know is now immersed in filth. Luckily I have my handy dandy shoe cleaner to stick that tongue out and get to work! No need to show you my face, toes, or soles. I just command you where to lick and put you in your place.

These shoes are already my favorites of the summer! I've been wearing them non-stop ever since I got them. The problem is the crisp white bottom that I used to know is now immersed in filth. Luckily I have my handy dandy shoe cleaner to stick that tongue out and get to work! No need to show you my face, toes, or soles. I just command you where to lick and put you in your place.