All of those responsibilities are such a fucking drag. Why did you even agree to hang out with that rigid, judgemental friend? Do you really need to run those errands today? And I bet that date was just going to stand you up, anyway... Actually, you should just stay in today. Cancel your plans, and spend the entire day with Me. Why the hesitation? We both know that porn makes the best companion - plus, it’s not like you got caught up in the goon hole and lost an entire day like you usually do. This is an intentional choice, and that’s so much healthier. Right?

All of those responsibilities are such a fucking drag. Why did you even agree to hang out with that rigid, judgemental friend? Do you really need to run those errands today? And I bet that date was just going to stand you up, anyway... Actually, you should just stay in today. Cancel your plans, and spend the entire day with Me. Why the hesitation? We both know that porn makes the best companion - plus, it’s not like you got caught up in the goon hole and lost an entire day like you usually do. This is an intentional choice, and that’s so much healthier. Right?