When the responsibilities start to pile up, when trying to forget how boringly vanilla wifey is proves impossible, when the weight of the world is pressing down on your shoulders... you need a cheat day. You need freedom from all of the expectations the world has placed upon you. I mean, who wouldn’t? In fact, a life without deviance, like a diet void of all of your favorite foods, is destined to fail. I understand. Of course, it’s not every day you need a mean bitch to mock your existence and toy with your emotions - just on Cheat Day.

When the responsibilities start to pile up, when trying to forget how boringly vanilla wifey is proves impossible, when the weight of the world is pressing down on your shoulders... you need a cheat day. You need freedom from all of the expectations the world has placed upon you. I mean, who wouldn’t? In fact, a life without deviance, like a diet void of all of your favorite foods, is destined to fail. I understand. Of course, it’s not every day you need a mean bitch to mock your existence and toy with your emotions - just on Cheat Day.