When’s the last time you planned a date? Even gooning perverts deserve a little romance; and if you don’t think so, you can at least agree that porn deserves some effort. As a matter of fact, I’m porn, aren’t I? I only exist on the other side of your screen, urging you to stroke and drool and squirm with pleasure every night - and I know that I deserve this intimate worship. So, before you even begin this clip, I want you to set the scene for a soft, romantic goon session. Find some privacy, dim the lights, light a candle, and play some soft music. Porn is your date tonight, and I want you ...

When’s the last time you planned a date? Even gooning perverts deserve a little romance; and if you don’t think so, you can at least agree that porn deserves some effort. As a matter of fact, I’m porn, aren’t I? I only exist on the other side of your screen, urging you to stroke and drool and squirm with pleasure every night - and I know that I deserve this intimate worship. So, before you even begin this clip, I want you to set the scene for a soft, romantic goon session. Find some privacy, dim the lights, light a candle, and play some soft music. Porn is your date tonight, and I want you to make our time together worth it. Who knows; maybe you’ll get lucky.