Say it. Over and over again until your eyes glaze over and your body writhes from the intensity of your adoration. I have such a weakness for romantic men, and I’m not ashamed. That sweet phrase is music to My ears... and even though I hear it all day from so many desperate admirers, I can't ever get enough. I know that you, My sweet little pet, have so much love to offer but no one willing to accept it. Fortunately, I’ll always accept the affection you so desperately want to express. I’ll always accept your pathetic simping, romantic gestures and thoughtful gifts - Even though we both know...

Say it. Over and over again until your eyes glaze over and your body writhes from the intensity of your adoration. I have such a weakness for romantic men, and I’m not ashamed. That sweet phrase is music to My ears... and even though I hear it all day from so many desperate admirers, I can't ever get enough. I know that you, My sweet little pet, have so much love to offer but no one willing to accept it. Fortunately, I’ll always accept the affection you so desperately want to express. I’ll always accept your pathetic simping, romantic gestures and thoughtful gifts - Even though we both know I could never love you back.