Good News: It's the best time of the year! Bad News: You're on the naughty list. And I bet you're thinking, "But Supreme, I did everything you wanted! I bought the clips, I sent the tributes, I watched the livestreams..." Whine all you want, loser - you didn't work hard enough. You didn't grovel enough. You didn't go deep enough into debt. You didn't spend enough hours pumping to My porn - and I know I'm not the only woman you've disappointed so much this year. So that gift I was going to give you? Revoked. I'll save it for someone more deserving.

Good News: It's the best time of the year! Bad News: You're on the naughty list. And I bet you're thinking, "But Supreme, I did everything you wanted! I bought the clips, I sent the tributes, I watched the livestreams..." Whine all you want, loser - you didn't work hard enough. You didn't grovel enough. You didn't go deep enough into debt. You didn't spend enough hours pumping to My porn - and I know I'm not the only woman you've disappointed so much this year. So that gift I was going to give you? Revoked. I'll save it for someone more deserving.