Getting new shoes is always exciting! Wearing them and watching the soles of My Jordans go from pristine to filthy? Not so much - Especially the icy soles on this new pair. Fortunately, you’re a hungry loser and will have no problem getting on your knees and putting that tongue to work in the only way you know how. Get those soles sparkly clean, and don’t forget the sides.

Getting new shoes is always exciting! Wearing them and watching the soles of My Jordans go from pristine to filthy? Not so much - Especially the icy soles on this new pair. Fortunately, you’re a hungry loser and will have no problem getting on your knees and putting that tongue to work in the only way you know how. Get those soles sparkly clean, and don’t forget the sides.