I don't know what it is with contractors these days but they're all so useless. The other day I had a painter here for a few rooms and he did such a job. When he told me he was done I totally lost it. He was just so mouthy I couldn't take it and threw him on the couch. I smothered him with my ass to shut him up and by the time I was done he was a changed man. Talk about an attitude adjustment, maybe I should do this to my boyfriend later too.

I don't know what it is with contractors these days but they're all so useless. The other day I had a painter here for a few rooms and he did such a job. When he told me he was done I totally lost it. He was just so mouthy I couldn't take it and threw him on the couch. I smothered him with my ass to shut him up and by the time I was done he was a changed man. Talk about an attitude adjustment, maybe I should do this to my boyfriend later too.