I accidentally left a delicious bag of salame out on my kitchen counter for a couple hours and then ate some. They made my farts smell terrible and exactly like the bag of warm salame! I eat some more, have lots of great smelly farts, smell the bag and compare it to the scent of my own farts. Mmmmm so good.

I accidentally left a delicious bag of salame out on my kitchen counter for a couple hours and then ate some. They made my farts smell terrible and exactly like the bag of warm salame! I eat some more, have lots of great smelly farts, smell the bag and compare it to the scent of my own farts. Mmmmm so good.