Look at what you've done to me! You've caused my whole body to balloon with fat. Now every inch of me jiggles! My whole body has become so unbelievably soft. Such softness comes with a price. That price is its heft. Come listen to the sound that all of this lard makes?

Look at what you've done to me! You've caused my whole body to balloon with fat. Now every inch of me jiggles! My whole body has become so unbelievably soft. Such softness comes with a price. That price is its heft. Come listen to the sound that all of this lard makes?