This outfit is absolutely ridiculous! Yes, I know... I lost the bet. Your fantasy is to see your bloated pig of a girlfriend masquerading as a cow? I suppose I can indulge you and show you just how heavy this big fat belly really is. The way it plops down on our table with a big old thud. Heavy, hanging, and so deliciously soft!

This outfit is absolutely ridiculous! Yes, I know... I lost the bet. Your fantasy is to see your bloated pig of a girlfriend masquerading as a cow? I suppose I can indulge you and show you just how heavy this big fat belly really is. The way it plops down on our table with a big old thud. Heavy, hanging, and so deliciously soft!