Can we talk? No, it's nothing bad, I promise! I wanted to tell you how sweet it was that you wanted to buy me a new winter coat. The thing is, well, it's really hard for me to find coats. No, it's not because of my belly; it's about my arms. They've just gotten so big and heavy since we got married. Just look at the way that they hang down—all of that fat and cellulite. Most brands just simply don't make clothing to fit big, blubbery arms like these.

Can we talk? No, it's nothing bad, I promise! I wanted to tell you how sweet it was that you wanted to buy me a new winter coat. The thing is, well, it's really hard for me to find coats. No, it's not because of my belly; it's about my arms. They've just gotten so big and heavy since we got married. Just look at the way that they hang down—all of that fat and cellulite. Most brands just simply don't make clothing to fit big, blubbery arms like these.