I haven't seen my best friend since she left for college after high school. The rumor is that the prom queen herself has fallen from grace. That the once svelte cheerleader was now quite rotund. Sure, I've put in a bit of weight myself but I'm nowhere near as fat as her! You'd think she'd have been able to accept that with poise. Here she was slandering me with accusations of a bigger pig than her! There was only one way to resolve these outlandish allegations, we'd have a fitness test!

I haven't seen my best friend since she left for college after high school. The rumor is that the prom queen herself has fallen from grace. That the once svelte cheerleader was now quite rotund. Sure, I've put in a bit of weight myself but I'm nowhere near as fat as her! You'd think she'd have been able to accept that with poise. Here she was slandering me with accusations of a bigger pig than her! There was only one way to resolve these outlandish allegations, we'd have a fitness test!