Staying home for Christmas is the best gift you could've ever given me Santa. This self-indulgent, greedy, and gluttonous side of you turns your missus on. I'm going to reach down into your magic sack, pull out someone else's gift, and then you're going to eat it.

Staying home for Christmas is the best gift you could've ever given me Santa. This self-indulgent, greedy, and gluttonous side of you turns your missus on. I'm going to reach down into your magic sack, pull out someone else's gift, and then you're going to eat it.