The world simply isn't made for pigs like me. Even products that boast weight limits upwards of a thousand pounds buckle under the strain of my mass. Even furniture made of fattened pigs such as myself can't withstand prolonged exposure to my excessive weight. What is a overfed sow such as myself to do? It would seem that I'm just too fat for most things. With my waistline ever expanding it's only a matter of time before I'll need to switch to only using specialized bariatric furniture. I should be ashamed of what I've done to myself. To have willingly let myself get so hopelessly pitifully...

The world simply isn't made for pigs like me. Even products that boast weight limits upwards of a thousand pounds buckle under the strain of my mass. Even furniture made of fattened pigs such as myself can't withstand prolonged exposure to my excessive weight. What is a overfed sow such as myself to do? It would seem that I'm just too fat for most things. With my waistline ever expanding it's only a matter of time before I'll need to switch to only using specialized bariatric furniture. I should be ashamed of what I've done to myself. To have willingly let myself get so hopelessly pitifully obese. Yet I find myself getting more turned on than ever.

In this clip I'll go over the high points of my furniture destruction throughout the years. Be it wood or metal no furniture seems to be safe from my crushing weight.

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