Please sit down; we need to have a serious conversation. No, we're not mad per se; after all, you take after your step-moms. Your teacher called; we know that you failed gym and that you're on the verge of failing several other classes. We've made a decision; we're pulling you out of school. It has become obvious to us that you'd rather be a fat piggy than a productive member of society.

Please sit down; we need to have a serious conversation. No, we're not mad per se; after all, you take after your step-moms. Your teacher called; we know that you failed gym and that you're on the verge of failing several other classes. We've made a decision; we're pulling you out of school. It has become obvious to us that you'd rather be a fat piggy than a productive member of society.