You're right, I don't look impressed. Should I be? No, I'm not angry. However, it's time that we address the elephant in the room. Your denial is ludicrous. Don't look confused, look down. Do you not see the softness that has collected around your own midsection? Can you not feel the cool air on the bit of belly hanging out of that too tight t-shirt Tubby?

You're right, I don't look impressed. Should I be? No, I'm not angry. However, it's time that we address the elephant in the room. Your denial is ludicrous. Don't look confused, look down. Do you not see the softness that has collected around your own midsection? Can you not feel the cool air on the bit of belly hanging out of that too tight t-shirt Tubby?