If you are reading this, I am sure you have already paid a tiny dick tax at some point. As the authority on SPH, from what I can see, it doesn't look like you have a dick at all to Me. It looks more like you have an itty bitty beta clitty than a dick. That means you owe Me an itty bitty clitty fee! You also need to learn the proper way to rub that tiny clit each day. Pay your itty bitty clitty fee and learn to rub it just like Me!

If you are reading this, I am sure you have already paid a tiny dick tax at some point. As the authority on SPH, from what I can see, it doesn't look like you have a dick at all to Me. It looks more like you have an itty bitty beta clitty than a dick. That means you owe Me an itty bitty clitty fee! You also need to learn the proper way to rub that tiny clit each day. Pay your itty bitty clitty fee and learn to rub it just like Me!