I'm so glad it's just us at home today, I want to give you your Christmas gift early because I'm worried you might be embarrassed opening it in front of everyone. See, I know you've been having a hard time with your dating life, which as your stepmom I just can't understand because you are so handsome and nice, but then I came to an epiphany the other night. You may not like what I have to say but it's going to help you out a lot. The gift I got you is going to be quite a change, but I promise it's for the best. Do you trust your step-mommy?

I'm so glad it's just us at home today, I want to give you your Christmas gift early because I'm worried you might be embarrassed opening it in front of everyone. See, I know you've been having a hard time with your dating life, which as your stepmom I just can't understand because you are so handsome and nice, but then I came to an epiphany the other night. You may not like what I have to say but it's going to help you out a lot. The gift I got you is going to be quite a change, but I promise it's for the best. Do you trust your step-mommy?