Hello, thanks for coming in today for this interview.....so tell me a bit about yourself....why do you keep looking at my feet? anyways, tell me about your strengths......ok this is getting weird, you literally keep staring at my feet, do you have some kind of foot fetish or something? The person I hire needs to be a hard worker and can't get distracted easily. No? you don't have a foot fetish? ok good then putting my feet up on my desk should not be a distraction for you.........so now let's continue....wait....is that your cock? omg, you have a massive boner.....

Hello, thanks for coming in today for this interview.....so tell me a bit about yourself....why do you keep looking at my feet? anyways, tell me about your strengths......ok this is getting weird, you literally keep staring at my feet, do you have some kind of foot fetish or something? The person I hire needs to be a hard worker and can't get distracted easily. No? you don't have a foot fetish? ok good then putting my feet up on my desk should not be a distraction for you.........so now let's continue....wait....is that your cock? omg, you have a massive boner.....