So I was out on a hike and stumbled across this village of teeny tiny people. Showing My power, I scooped them all up and brought them home with Me! And now I want to demonstrate My power even more by smothering them with My giant ass. As many as I can fit between My cheeks! Which, surprisingly, was a lot. They kept trying to fall out, bad little people. I can easily pick you up and crush you with My giant cheeks again!

So I was out on a hike and stumbled across this village of teeny tiny people. Showing My power, I scooped them all up and brought them home with Me! And now I want to demonstrate My power even more by smothering them with My giant ass. As many as I can fit between My cheeks! Which, surprisingly, was a lot. They kept trying to fall out, bad little people. I can easily pick you up and crush you with My giant cheeks again!