OK, so lately I have felt really bad for you. We both know you could never get a girl like Me. But everyone, even nerds, need release right? Have you ever had it? No? Well, Im here to help you out! Im going to teach you how to jerk off. This way, if you have needs, you can handle it yourself! You may never feel a warm pussy. But you will always know your warm hand.

OK, so lately I have felt really bad for you. We both know you could never get a girl like Me. But everyone, even nerds, need release right? Have you ever had it? No? Well, Im here to help you out! Im going to teach you how to jerk off. This way, if you have needs, you can handle it yourself! You may never feel a warm pussy. But you will always know your warm hand.