Wow, I'm really happy you asked Me out on a date. I've been wanting this for a long time. I attempt to make small talk, but soon I get interrupted by a very loud bubbly fart! I'm incredibly embarrassed and I apologize profusely. I try to continue making small talk, but keep getting interrupted by huge farts! I'm mortified. I try to blame it on the broccoli that we ate and even giggling at some. You start to think it's kind of funny. Eventually, I suggest we got to My place and hang out. My hopes is to fart out all the gas I have in My car before we meet there. Upon arrival, I am giving you ...

Wow, I'm really happy you asked Me out on a date. I've been wanting this for a long time. I attempt to make small talk, but soon I get interrupted by a very loud bubbly fart! I'm incredibly embarrassed and I apologize profusely. I try to continue making small talk, but keep getting interrupted by huge farts! I'm mortified. I try to blame it on the broccoli that we ate and even giggling at some. You start to think it's kind of funny. Eventually, I suggest we got to My place and hang out. My hopes is to fart out all the gas I have in My car before we meet there. Upon arrival, I am giving you a tour and I just keep ripping stinky ass! So embarrassed, I have to send you home for fear that I will ruin any future dates as well.