Waking up in the middle of the night, I quickly realize I really need to take a dump! My stomach is cramping like crazy. I meander over to my door and discover that it seems to be locked. Feeling confused in my tired state I attempt to open the door again and again. Hmm... strange... I definitely would never lock myself in. Oh, I know! I must be dreaming! I must have to go number two in real life, so it's translating into dreamland. I remember that in previous dreams, if I have to pee and pee in the dream, I usually wake up and can actually go use the restroom. Alright, lucid dreaming is pr...

Waking up in the middle of the night, I quickly realize I really need to take a dump! My stomach is cramping like crazy. I meander over to my door and discover that it seems to be locked. Feeling confused in my tired state I attempt to open the door again and again. Hmm... strange... I definitely would never lock myself in. Oh, I know! I must be dreaming! I must have to go number two in real life, so it's translating into dreamland. I remember that in previous dreams, if I have to pee and pee in the dream, I usually wake up and can actually go use the restroom. Alright, lucid dreaming is pretty cool, so let's get this out of the way. I push a load into my napping shorts and attempt to wake up! Phew that stinks! Ugh and my stomach is still cramping. Uh oh, here comes another load! Twice I mess myself, creating one larger load. Ok, time to wake up! I don't wake up and then it dawns on me! I'm NOT dreaming! Oh noooooo! I forgot that I instructed my roommates to lock me in because I have been rest walking lately and I didn't want to wind up out in the house, doing weird things. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck... well now I'm locked in my room with shorts full of dookie and I don't know what to do....