You and I end up getting locked down together, when it all begins. Woohoo! I'm excited! We can work from home and ... brrrraaaappppppp!... I easily interrupt myself with a fart. Oops, my bad! Well, what should we do first?? As time goes on, I seem to forget my manners. I start off apologizing for my burps and farts and after a bit, I just keep talking like nothing happened. At one point, I'm using the restroom with the door wide open and I yell out "I think I'm growing a tail! Hey, are you listening to me?!" Going back into my room after going potty and I start yelling to you again to he...

You and I end up getting locked down together, when it all begins. Woohoo! I'm excited! We can work from home and ... brrrraaaappppppp!... I easily interrupt myself with a fart. Oops, my bad! Well, what should we do first?? As time goes on, I seem to forget my manners. I start off apologizing for my burps and farts and after a bit, I just keep talking like nothing happened. At one point, I'm using the restroom with the door wide open and I yell out "I think I'm growing a tail! Hey, are you listening to me?!" Going back into my room after going potty and I start yelling to you again to help me find something! This makes you to come into my room and be in range to smell my belches and toots! You are obviously not too happy with that. What? Will you chill already? I really don't see what the problem is.. I say all this while reaching into my nose, picking a booger and flicking it at you.