Walking into frame, belly bulging, in nothing but My under garments. I bend over and give a front row seat view to My bulging ass! I check my computer for any new messages. Eh nothing looks like I beat all the bad guys. Some time passes and I come back in and bend over grabbing some food (a lovely chocolate bar). Why do they keep sending Me food? What will all of the people say? That Im pregnant! I hope not, Im their savior! Cut to Me lying on My back, belly bulging so much that you can barely see My face. A message goes off that there is a bad guy back. One I never thought I would see again. ...

Walking into frame, belly bulging, in nothing but My under garments. I bend over and give a front row seat view to My bulging ass! I check my computer for any new messages. Eh nothing looks like I beat all the bad guys. Some time passes and I come back in and bend over grabbing some food (a lovely chocolate bar). Why do they keep sending Me food? What will all of the people say? That Im pregnant! I hope not, Im their savior! Cut to Me lying on My back, belly bulging so much that you can barely see My face. A message goes off that there is a bad guy back. One I never thought I would see again. I try to get up no avail! I slump back down, defeated. The bad guy will just laugh at Me at how much weight Ive gained. Its time this place finds a new super hero! I just want some donuts!