It’d be less embarrassing for you to simply tip Me as opposed to buying yet another ripoff clip because you're THAT desperate for My attention. Any piece of Me you can get your hands on is the apple of your eye, isn't it? Pathetic is an understatement but you knew that already. Just the chance of My giant ass in fishnets jiggling in your face has you instantly salivating and spending. I won't stop Myself from laughing at you this time, either.