I took your credit card along when I went shopping. Now I show you the receipts, circling the charges and talking about the stores I went to. See? I am nice! I am letting you know in advance, so you have a couple of weeks to think of reasons you spent money at those stores and explain yourself to your wife when your credit card statement comes in.

I took your credit card along when I went shopping. Now I show you the receipts, circling the charges and talking about the stores I went to. See? I am nice! I am letting you know in advance, so you have a couple of weeks to think of reasons you spent money at those stores and explain yourself to your wife when your credit card statement comes in.