It's the middle of the night and I can't rest because I just landed in this wonderful place during my vacation and I'm feeling the jet lag. In the dark, I am out in a cage of a balcony, baking in the heat and enjoying a cold I talk about some of the expenses that you paid for today, my piggy. I "reward" you by pointing my filthy feet in your direction. I spend most of my time either ignoring you, flipping you the middle finger or chatting about spending your money.

It's the middle of the night and I can't rest because I just landed in this wonderful place during my vacation and I'm feeling the jet lag. In the dark, I am out in a cage of a balcony, baking in the heat and enjoying a cold I talk about some of the expenses that you paid for today, my piggy. I "reward" you by pointing my filthy feet in your direction. I spend most of my time either ignoring you, flipping you the middle finger or chatting about spending your money.