Getting dressed is so hard! I mean, maybe if I wasn't always trying to wear skimpy fishnet bodysuits (and tight dresses and snug jeans and tiny bikinis), it would be easier. But why would I want to hide all this delicious fat under anything else?? Frankly I'd prefer to be naked anyway. That way I'm ready for you at all times. ;)

Getting dressed is so hard! I mean, maybe if I wasn't always trying to wear skimpy fishnet bodysuits (and tight dresses and snug jeans and tiny bikinis), it would be easier. But why would I want to hide all this delicious fat under anything else?? Frankly I'd prefer to be naked anyway. That way I'm ready for you at all times. ;)