Have you ever seen someone my size walking down the street? Watch as I struggle to walk even the shortest distances! My waddling stride is so sexy as I struggle to hoist my huge body down the sidewalk. I have to keep stopping and sitting on benches! I try and describe how fat and tired I am between breaths as I huff and puff my way back to the car.

Have you ever seen someone my size walking down the street? Watch as I struggle to walk even the shortest distances! My waddling stride is so sexy as I struggle to hoist my huge body down the sidewalk. I have to keep stopping and sitting on benches! I try and describe how fat and tired I am between breaths as I huff and puff my way back to the car.