Defeated by the stairs and my short legs, I waddle back to my apartment. I'm trying to catch my breath the whole time. Its so hot in my apartment I need to strip down and take a drink. I jiggle and talk about how fat I am through my staggered heavy breathing.

Defeated by the stairs and my short legs, I waddle back to my apartment. I'm trying to catch my breath the whole time. Its so hot in my apartment I need to strip down and take a drink. I jiggle and talk about how fat I am through my staggered heavy breathing.