Amber Ooze had been chatting with me online for a while before we ever met in person. She's really fun and cute, and we really hit her off. She came to visit me the other weekend, and we had a ton of fun together. After she beat me at a racing game at an arcade, we went back to my place so I could show her more of the local delights. It isn't legal back where she's from, so I thought I would indulge her in some of the best flowers the Pacific Northwest has to offer. She seemed pretty hesitant. "You know what would be really fun right now?"

"What"

"If we... Show more