I'm ready to celebrate my birthday naked! I'm turning 29 this year + I've even baked up my own cake to enjoy! This is my first time celebrating getting older by smashing a cake with my big, hairy ass, but I'm excited to give it a try. I first get to work placing the 29 candles into the sweet dessert. After lighting all of them, I sing "Happy Birthday" to myself + blow them out, accidentally scattering sprinkles. I remove the candles + run my tongue over them, licking up all of the sweet, multicolored cream cheese icing + sprinkles while you get a generous view of my hairy chest + pierced ni...

I'm ready to celebrate my birthday naked! I'm turning 29 this year + I've even baked up my own cake to enjoy! This is my first time celebrating getting older by smashing a cake with my big, hairy ass, but I'm excited to give it a try. I first get to work placing the 29 candles into the sweet dessert. After lighting all of them, I sing "Happy Birthday" to myself + blow them out, accidentally scattering sprinkles. I remove the candles + run my tongue over them, licking up all of the sweet, multicolored cream cheese icing + sprinkles while you get a generous view of my hairy chest + pierced nipples. We move to the floor + I finish the candles before I hover my big, hairy ass over the homemade cake, so you can see the buttplug glittering inside my anus. Then at last, the SMASH! My chubby, hairy ass slams down upon the dessert + the cake quickly deflates under its weight. I lift my ass for your view; the icing is so cold on my skin! The icing + sprinkles hang delicately from my pubic hair while my ass cheeks have a thick coating on them. I shove my plugged ass + sweet pussy in your face + down upon the cake over + over again. Don't worry, I eat plenty of cake too, taking handfuls from my ass, the smashed cake mass on the plate, + floor! My breasts get shoved in + covered in cake too, before I sit back + bring out my dildo. Shoving it inside me, I bring myself to orgasm +, as my breath comes in quick pants, my vaginal muscles clamp tightly upon the toy. I'd say the experiment is a success!