You will never leave the closet and this is why you pay me. We both know how hard it is for you to leave your hetero-normative life behind you and become a real . Instead, you will pay to fund my gay lifestyle as a form of your "Closet Tax". Be grateful for having any access to my world at all. You may be a loser pretending to be straight, but that doesn't mean you can get off so easy with me.

You will never leave the closet and this is why you pay me. We both know how hard it is for you to leave your hetero-normative life behind you and become a real . Instead, you will pay to fund my gay lifestyle as a form of your "Closet Tax". Be grateful for having any access to my world at all. You may be a loser pretending to be straight, but that doesn't mean you can get off so easy with me.