Is this how you invite aliens to come probe all your orifices? I've mixed up lube that's so thick you can grab it by the handful, tinted it green, and then put it right into my bladder. It took over fifteen minutes to get all that viscous lubricant to flow through the tubing, so I've trimmed down the video a little so that you won't have to be quite as patient as I was. After putting over 16oz of lube in my bladder, I felt very full, and was desperate to piss it all back out again. With half of a duckbill speculum in my cunt, it's easy to spread my pussy lips and give you a direct view of m...

Is this how you invite aliens to come probe all your orifices? I've mixed up lube that's so thick you can grab it by the handful, tinted it green, and then put it right into my bladder. It took over fifteen minutes to get all that viscous lubricant to flow through the tubing, so I've trimmed down the video a little so that you won't have to be quite as patient as I was. After putting over 16oz of lube in my bladder, I felt very full, and was desperate to piss it all back out again. With half of a duckbill speculum in my cunt, it's easy to spread my pussy lips and give you a direct view of my peehole. First a little pee comes out, that gathered in my bladder while I was working on filling it with lube, and then a flood of thick green goo flows out of my urethra all at once. It comes out of my gaping, sloppy peehole so much faster than it could flow through the tube! I was lying in an enormous puddle of bizarre slime when I finished, but it feels so slippery and good.