You pathetic little creature, so desperately clinging to any semblance of pleasure, hoping it'll fill that gaping void in your miserable existence. It's truly pitiable, watching you so desperate to goon under my command. But it's exactly where you belong, isn't it? You need this training because you're so far gone in your desperation. The fact that you're even considering this just showcases your pitiful state. So, put on those headphones and listen to my voice, guiding you into the depths of your own depravity. It's not like you have anything better to do, right? Welcome to your new realit...

You pathetic little creature, so desperately clinging to any semblance of pleasure, hoping it'll fill that gaping void in your miserable existence. It's truly pitiable, watching you so desperate to goon under my command. But it's exactly where you belong, isn't it? You need this training because you're so far gone in your desperation. The fact that you're even considering this just showcases your pitiful state. So, put on those headphones and listen to my voice, guiding you into the depths of your own depravity. It's not like you have anything better to do, right? Welcome to your new reality – 'Goon Training for the Desperate.'"