Ding-ding-ding-ding!

The powerful and cunning Shuten Douji is a jiangshi monster?! What in the world did you summon this time, Master? Perhaps it's best to just leave her to her devices and let her pop all of your Halloween balloons. Yes, even the anime-printed 24''! She sure looks like she enjoys doing it, with that smug smile of hers. Stomping on the latex toys, digging her toes into the soft, soft latex of old Unique 16''s, ripping apart the huge orange 36''s and of course, sitpopping to her heart's content — Shuten's got it all! With such a variety approach to popping, everyone...

Ding-ding-ding-ding!

The powerful and cunning Shuten Douji is a jiangshi monster?! What in the world did you summon this time, Master? Perhaps it's best to just leave her to her devices and let her pop all of your Halloween balloons. Yes, even the anime-printed 24''! She sure looks like she enjoys doing it, with that smug smile of hers. Stomping on the latex toys, digging her toes into the soft, soft latex of old Unique 16''s, ripping apart the huge orange 36''s and of course, sitpopping to her heart's content — Shuten's got it all! With such a variety approach to popping, everyone's going to be satisfied.

Well, aside from you, Master. You've got no balloons left. What a shame...