You'll wish you were a pool toy after watching this.

It can't be all about fighting for Nikkes. One member clad in a skintight suit seems particularly fond of squeaky inflatables: that's right, Alice is in the White Room today and she is about to show her toys some love. Two beach balls and a cutesy whale are brought from the warehouse to be used. Alice's suit being so tight means maximum enjoyment for our lewd android, with her sitting on beach balls, going back and forth, pressing her body into the soft PVC. A little bouncing will make sure the toys are tested even further. And t...

You'll wish you were a pool toy after watching this.

It can't be all about fighting for Nikkes. One member clad in a skintight suit seems particularly fond of squeaky inflatables: that's right, Alice is in the White Room today and she is about to show her toys some love. Two beach balls and a cutesy whale are brought from the warehouse to be used. Alice's suit being so tight means maximum enjoyment for our lewd android, with her sitting on beach balls, going back and forth, pressing her body into the soft PVC. A little bouncing will make sure the toys are tested even further. And the final inflatable? So many ways to ride a whale: the handles might have been added so that people wouldn't fall off but they're great for helping oneself to really push against the toy when riding. The back fin gets some extra attention from Alice's butt, too. The more she rides, the more she squeezes the more air escapes. The toys begin to look a little sad... wait! Is she piercing the PVC with her hands?! Maybe being a toy isn't all it's cracked up to be! All of Alice's playmates end up as mere rags she happily tears apart after popping and deflation.

So scary... but even as colourful sheets of plastic the toys look happy. After all, they experienced the joy available to so few: being played with by the cutest Nikke around!