I know you've been saving money away for your "retirement," but I think we both know there are FAR better uses for that kind of cash. So say it with me, fuck your retirement! Let's do an early withdrawal and see how happy you can make your perfect brat.

I know you've been saving money away for your "retirement," but I think we both know there are FAR better uses for that kind of cash. So say it with me, fuck your retirement! Let's do an early withdrawal and see how happy you can make your perfect brat.