Why are you bothering me with your gross boner while I am watching TV? Oh, your dumb cock needs attention AGAIN!? You're so horny and needy, it's pathetic. But I guess I will give you some instructions on how to jerk your stupid cock so you can get out of my way as quick as possible. You better be ready once I start my countdown because I am not slowing down for you.

Why are you bothering me with your gross boner while I am watching TV? Oh, your dumb cock needs attention AGAIN!? You're so horny and needy, it's pathetic. But I guess I will give you some instructions on how to jerk your stupid cock so you can get out of my way as quick as possible. You better be ready once I start my countdown because I am not slowing down for you.