I knew from the profile picture that you were lying about your height, but I never imagined you being this tiny. I truly appreciate the tiny man I find them to be ... delicious. I haven't eaten for a while and I've been looking for something to satisfy this aching hunger that I can't seem to satisfy. Did you honestly think I called you over her for a "DATE"? Aww, that's cute, the only thing your here for is to satisfy my hunger you delectable tiny.

I knew from the profile picture that you were lying about your height, but I never imagined you being this tiny. I truly appreciate the tiny man I find them to be ... delicious. I haven't eaten for a while and I've been looking for something to satisfy this aching hunger that I can't seem to satisfy. Did you honestly think I called you over her for a "DATE"? Aww, that's cute, the only thing your here for is to satisfy my hunger you delectable tiny.