It's February 16 and you've made no progress in fulfilling your New Year's resolution. Peculiar ad in Daily Bugle beckons:

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The oxymoron nearly makes you cringe: "pleasurable" and "fitness" in the same sentence? "Oh, what the heck." you tell yourself sardonically. "I may as well check the place out. At least I can say I did SOMETHING about my Ne... Show more