"Fahrenheit exceeds last record... Exigency rises... Melting minds morph into backward metaphysic crisis... Each combatant gives brief foreword - feral, bold synopsis advocating brute silence, discord, treacherous surprises... Azure sky, bright sun, white scoreboard loom above cruel vices, epic clash of lithe, toned warlords.. " Reporter for Daily Bugle loses ability to draft shorthand notes when bikini-clad combatants lock up in center of wrestling ring. Notepad falls forgotten into lap. Later, much later, he publishes shocking expose entitled "Underground Scene: Femme Fatales of the 21st ...

"Fahrenheit exceeds last record... Exigency rises... Melting minds morph into backward metaphysic crisis... Each combatant gives brief foreword - feral, bold synopsis advocating brute silence, discord, treacherous surprises... Azure sky, bright sun, white scoreboard loom above cruel vices, epic clash of lithe, toned warlords.. " Reporter for Daily Bugle loses ability to draft shorthand notes when bikini-clad combatants lock up in center of wrestling ring. Notepad falls forgotten into lap. Later, much later, he publishes shocking expose entitled "Underground Scene: Femme Fatales of the 21st Century". Article decries wanton depravity of female fight culture, excoriates athletes who will use any means necessary to achieve victory inside squared circle.. (Tanya Danielle and Fightbabe Robin star in "Underground Scene", a brutal catfight melee containing bear hug, Boston crab, camel clutch, chokehold, hammerlock, double toed leglock surfboard, body scissor, standing bow and arrow, leg scissors, school girl pin, gloating victor, more. Co-produced by HH.)