What could be better than going into your favorite restaurant and seeing me on the menu! With such plump little feet and a tender cock how could you not order me! I'm roasted on a rotisserie pan tied like a turkey! I rotate slowly as the fire crackles, making eye contact with as i cook.

After roasting for a bit, I'm served on a table in more of a hogtied style presentation! I hope you enjoy your meal half as much as i did making it! Oh, and don't worry, I'll be back again to be your dinner in the future so enjoy your meal worry free!!!

What could be better than going into your favorite restaurant and seeing me on the menu! With such plump little feet and a tender cock how could you not order me! I'm roasted on a rotisserie pan tied like a turkey! I rotate slowly as the fire crackles, making eye contact with as i cook.

After roasting for a bit, I'm served on a table in more of a hogtied style presentation! I hope you enjoy your meal half as much as i did making it! Oh, and don't worry, I'll be back again to be your dinner in the future so enjoy your meal worry free!!!